Behold the tower of porn...flakes.
Cue the 70’s porn funk as you stroll into the room. You got that sexy someone in one arm, an armful of cornflake magic in the other. The only thing holding you back is your fragile sense of morals. Toss them aside onto the shag carpeting and become the porn star you always wanted to be. Remember on career day in middle school when everyone announced plans to be doctors, firemen and an account like my dad? Not you. You announced to your aghast teacher and clueless classmates that you would be delivering money shots on cue from 5 different angles while stroking your mustache. So what if that didn’t technically work out? No harm in pretending so long as you have a willing partner. But that’s why you have the Porn-Flake Friskees, to lure in your co-star. Lights, camera, BANG!
Projected cost: $8
Drinking Buddy: Milk or a slutty
Ingredients (enough for plenty of leftovers):
1. 7 cups of cornflakes
2. 10 ounces of marshmallows
3. ¼ stick of butter
4. 8 de-stemmed and quartered
Step 1
Melt the butter in a large stockpot on low heat. Toss in marshmallows and stir until they melt into one big tasty gloop (approx 5 min). Dump in the cornflakes and stir them into the marshmallow. Next toss in the strawberries and mix them in like a champ.
Step 2
Scoop the Friskees into a small, deep baking pan. Pat it all down and let it all cool (approx 30 min). Cut up the pieces as you see fit.
Serve to every prospective date you plan to lure into your sex lair.
Hiç yorum yok:
Yorum Gönder