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15 Temmuz 2009 Çarşamba

GRAB ASS GRAPEFRUIT SALAD


Grab ass graciously.

Grab ass graciously.

How about a little game of grab ass? With an ass that fine I imagine you’ll be doing a shit ton of grabbing. But how do you grab a handful of cheek without coming off like a perv? First off, you shouldn’t care if they assume you’re perv. The Cook To Bang readership is all pervs and I love you all for your debauchery. But in the effort to maintain a non-creepy mystique, here’s my suggestion: serve this salad. Then blame the grapefruit. All that vitamin C is going straight to your head and making you perform irrationally. Taking a firm hold of their bum is the only natural reaction one could expect with all those healthy ingredients. Chances are that your date will be just as randy since they too indulged. So go with it and grab ass!

grab ass grapefruit saladTotal time: approximately 7 minutes
Projected cost: $4
Drinking Buddy: RAGING HARD

Ingredients (serves 2):
1. 1 tbsp olive oil
2. 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
3. 1 tsp brown sugar
4. 1 AVACADO
5. 2 grapefruit
6. 1 red cabbage

Step 1
Create the dressing by mixing the balsamic vinegar, olive oil and brown sugar.

grab ass grapefruit salad dressing

Step 2
Remove grapefruit peel and separate sections. Chop the red cabbages into strips. Peel the avocado and cut into slices.

grab ass grapefruit salad peel chop

Step 3
Toss the cabbage, grapefruit and avocado with the dressing.

grab ass grapefruit salad mix

Serve them up on a plate solo or with a kick ass SINWICH

grab ass grapefruit served 2


14 Temmuz 2009 Salı

Seared Tuna with Avocado Grapefruit Salad

It’s Valentine’s Day, and instead of braving the crowds at some fancy expensive restaurant, we decided to cook our own gourmet meal. We splurged on some sushi-grade ahi tuna, and the results were gourmet indeed. Not to mention the entire meal cost us maybe $15 tops. I dare you to find a meal like this for a price like that!

Avocado Grapefruit Salad with Citrus Honey Dressing

Avocado Grapefruit Salad with Citrus Mint Dressing

(Recipe from: Sunset, with a few modifications)

INGREDIENTS
2 red or pink grapefruit (3/4 lb. each)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 tablespoon chopped fresh mint leaves
1 teaspoon honey
1 teaspoon shallot, finely minced
2 firm-ripe avocados (10 to 12 oz. each)
2 blood oranges (optional)
1 package baby greens, rinsed
Salt and pepper

DIRECTIONS
Cut peel and white membrane from grapefruit. Working over a strainer set over a bowl, cut between inner membranes and fruit to release segments into strainer. Squeeze juice from membranes into bowl (discard membranes); you need about 1/4 cup juice (reserve any remainder for other uses). Do the same with the blood oranges (if you’ve got them).
Add lemon juice, mint, shallot, and honey to grapefruit juice, and mix.
Peel and pit avocados; cut lengthwise into 1/2-inch-thick slices. Arrange a handful of greens on each of 4 salad or dinner plates and arrange equal portions of grapefruit segments and avocado slices on top.
Spoon dressing evenly over salads. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Cumin Crusted Tuna

INGREDIENTS
Sushi grade tuna
Cumin
Salt
Pepper
Olive Oil

DIRECTIONS
Rub tuna with salt, pepper, and cumin. You can be pretty generous with the cumin.

Heat olive oil in hot pan and sear tuna for about 2 minutes per side (more or less depending on how ‘raw’ you want it).

Slice and enjoy!

12 Temmuz 2009 Pazar

Halibut with Grapefruit Beurre Blanc


Halibut with Grapefruit Beurre Blanc

You have to know we didn’t just eat banana tarts for Valentine’s day. We’re not that crazy. We actually ate a delicious dinner, something fancy enough it could have been at a fine dining restaurant. Unfortunately for us (and you, I guess) this fancy dish just didn’t photograph well. It’s very, well… yellow? Yellow sauce, yellow vegetables, yellow polenta… not exactly utilizing the better parts of the color wheel, that’s for sure. Maybe using a red grapefruit instead of just the white one would have given it that little punch of color that it so desperately needed. And maybe that’s why I haven’t posted it until now, a week after Valentine’s day. In fact, I wasn’t going to post it at all, solely because of the photo, but I figured I didn’t want you all to miss an opportunity for such a fabulous meal, even if it is a bit too yellow.

We couldn’t find halibut, at least fresh halibut. So we went for something that looked (and sounded) similar, Haddock. And I’m sure any somewhat firm, white fish would work just fine here as well.

I don’t have any particular criteria for a Valentine’s day dinner. But I’m never content to pick something that we would eat any old night. The dish has to ’sound’ fancy. Which usually means it takes a heck of a lot longer to make. This wasn’t too bad, just over an hour or so by the time we sat down to eat.

We served the fish and veggies over some soft polenta. Next time I’d do the non-instant kind, which has a coarser texture and doesn’t come out tasting quite like corn-flavored jello. But it still made a good base for the rest of the flavors which were quite good.

The best part? We enjoyed a dinner worthy of a $40 a plate price tag at any hoity-toity restaurant, and we cooked the whole thing for about $20 and a few hours of our time.

Halibut with Grapefruit Beurre Blanc

Makes 4 servings. Recipe from Epicurious.

INGREDIENTS
For beurre blanc
3 grapefruit (preferably 2 white and 1 pink or red)
1/4 cup dry white wine
1 shallot, minced
2 tablespoons white-wine vinegar
1 1/4 sticks (1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons) unsalted butter, cut into tablespoon pieces

For fish and vegetables
4 (1/2-inch-thick) halibut steaks with skin (1 1/2 lb)
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 lb fresh shiitake mushrooms, stems discarded and caps thinly sliced
2 Belgian endives, trimmed and cut crosswise into 1-inch-thick slices

DIRECTIONS
Make beurre blanc:
Finely grate 1 teaspoon zest from a grapefruit. Squeeze 1/2 cup juice from a white grapefruit.

Cut peel, including all white pith, from remaining fruit with a sharp paring knife and cut segments free from membranes. Chop enough grapefruit segments (use all colors) to measure 1/2 cup. Reserve 1 cup of remaining whole segments.

Boil juice, wine, shallot, and vinegar in a small heavy saucepan until reduced to about 1 tablespoon. Reduce heat to low and whisk in butter 1 piece at a time, lifting pan from heat occasionally to cool sauce and adding each new piece of butter before previous one has melted completely (sauce must not get hot enough to separate).

Stir in chopped grapefruit and season with salt and pepper. Keep beurre blanc warm in a metal bowl set over a saucepan of hot water.

Cook fish and vegetables:
Preheat oven to 250°F. Pat halibut dry and season with salt and pepper. Heat 1 1/2 tablespoons oil in a large nonstick skillet over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking, then sauté fish, in batches if necessary, turning over once, until golden brown and just cooked through, about 5 minutes total. Transfer fish to a shallow baking pan and keep warm in oven.

Wipe skillet clean and heat remaining 1 1/2 tablespoons oil over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking, then sauté mushrooms with salt and pepper to taste, stirring, until golden brown, 5 to 7 minutes. Add endives and sauté, stirring, until leaves are slightly wilted, about 1 minute. Stir in reserved whole grapefruit segments and remove from heat.

Serve fish over mushrooms, topped with beurre blanc and zest.