Bacon Balls with Apple Spread Dip

Ingredients: 12 meatballs, 12 slices bacon, 2 tablespoons apple spread, small dash of lemon juice, 1/2 apple, coriander, water,

Preheat oven to 175 degrees. Wrap 12 meatballs with a slice bacon. Place the bacon balls in an ovenproof dish. Place the ovenproof dish about 20 minutes in the preheated oven. Meanwhile make the apple spread dip. Put in a bowl 2 tablespoons apple spread dip, a small dash of lemon juice, 1/2 peeled and very finely chopped apple, coriander and some water. Serve the bacon balls with apple spread dip. Enjoy!

DON’T CATCH CRABS DIP

At least you won't have to worry about these crabs.

I hear it’s pretty hard to get rid of crabs. But not so when you have a dip this deceptively simple. This is a perfect fast snack that screams out that you are one classy bastard. Serve this up with the beverage of your choice and take the date from conversation to heavy petting by their third bite. You can pull it off in two bites if you hand feed them. So what are you waiting for slacker? Slack off all the way into their pantalones!

Total time: approximately 3 minutes
Projected cost: $7
Drinking Buddy: White wine or a chasing

Ingredients:
1. 1 box of round crackers
2. 2 tablespoons of cocktail sauce
3. 1 brick of cream cheese
4. 1 small can of crab

Step 1
Spread cream cheese around the edges of a deep bowl. Drain the crab meat and then rub it evenly into the cream cheese. Scoop the cocktail sauce and rub it evenly into the crab. Create a wheel of crackers and place the dip bowl in the middle. Drag the crackers along the edge of the bowl and scoop yourself up some good times.